1.) Matt Attack
Overall Record: 4-0
Divisional Record: 4-0
Total Points Scored: 415.4
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: A late surge of points from the RB1 Kenneth Walker and Brock Bowers preserved the undefeated record for the Matt Attack. Completing a clean sweep of the first four divisional games puts this team in the catbird seat.
2.) Game of Zones
Overall Record: 3-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 406.66
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: Game of Zones take the biggest jump in the power rankings all the way to the #2 spot and seizing control of the FFC West. Kyren Williams is up to four touchdowns in four games and remains the heartbeat of this potent offense.
3.) Bruce Almighty’s
Overall Record: 3-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 365.44
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: Bruce continues his ascent up the power rankings and takes over the FFC South in a pivotal showdown in Week 4. The hero of the week was Javonte Williams who found the endzone three times in addition to catching five passes out of the backfield.
4.) GoalPost Malone
Overall Record: 3-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 325.96
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: This was the most disappointing performance of this team’s season so far. D’Andre Swift, Kelce and Stafford virtually contributed nothing which has been an outlier to their previous three weeks.
5.) Cloud 9
Overall Record: 3-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 390.58
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: Chris Olave fell a few catches short of completing a comeback victory in a tight game on Monday night. Tucker Kraft got into the mix after Jayden Reed was lost for the season and you can expect him to be a bigger part of this offense going forward.
6.) Isla Sorna Raptors
Overall Record: 3-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 336.22
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: The Raptors saw a monster performance from Tet McMillan who caught 14 passes for 192 yards on a Sunday night masterpiece. Jalen Hurts and the Eagles passing offense has been a cause for concern as Hurts only passed for 92 yards despite a decent score.
7.) Da Moon’s HUGE Craters
Overall Record: 2-2
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 367.52
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: The Craters lost a Monday night nailbiter and fall to 2-2 and tied for second in the division. I want to take this opportunity to give some kudos to Will Reichard who went 5/5 in this game and is on an insane 30+ FGM streak.
8.) Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts
Overall Record: 2-2
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 340.75
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: MD Nuts jumps to second place in the division and securing the 2-0 sweep on Moore on the Run. Ceedee Lamb set a career record with 17 receptions for 189 yards and a touchdown.
9.) Uur UPS
Overall Record: 2-2
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 320.46
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: Disappointment strikes for Uur UPS who saw bad games from Egbuka, Kincaid and Jeremiyah love who have all been reliable so far. This team will need a returning Caleb Williams or anybody else to step up to help Bijan Robinson who has been playing out of his mind this season.
10.) Elk Grove Spartans
Overall Record: 1-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 332.88
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: The Spartans secured their first victory of the season in must-win fashion. It was good to see Malik Nabers flash that elite WR1 upside with a strong game in a shootout against the Cardinals.
11.) SLAM BALL 2K26
Overall Record: 1-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 330.16
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: Saquon Barkley continues to be a weekly injury risk.
12.) NinerMania
Overall Record: 1-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 319.06
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: The biggest surprise this week was Garrett Wilson being held to 27 yards in a good matchup. The struggles continue as this team missed Justin Jefferson out on injury.
13.) Philippines Garbage Dumps
Overall Record: 1-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 317.44
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: Nico Collins returned with a bang, but unfortunately nobody else came along for the ride. Now the Garbage Dumps face unfamiliar territory from last season: chasing two strong division leaders in the West.
14.) Jedi Knights
Overall Record: 1-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 282.72
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: The Jedi Knights get one on the board in a must win scenario against the 3-0 division leader. Despite lackluster production from the QB position, they relid on Quinshon Judkins and a returning Puka Nacua who saved the day.
15.) Doctor Jenious
Overall Record: 1-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 273.78
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: The doctor climbed out of the basement for their first win of the season after a late Tyler Shough touchdown on Monday night. Carnell Tate finally saw his first impressive flashes as a rookie catching 9 passes for 145 yards despite losing a fumble.
16.) Moore on the Run
Overall Record: 1-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 256.7
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: Moore on the Run drops to the final spot in the power rankings after a bad day at the office that saw Ja’Marr Chase sidelined and in concussion protocol after a nasty facemask. It looks like Tyson Bagent may get one more start and will be an interesting start/sit decision against Justin Herbert.
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Weekly High Scorers
Week 1: Uur UPS, 117.96 points
Week 2: Game of Zones, 157.88 points
Week 3: Cloud9, 122.48 points
Week 4: Elk Grove Spartans, 114.58 points
Total Winnings
Uur UPS: $20
Game of Zones: $20
Cloud9: $20
Spartans: $20
