1.) Matt Attack
Overall Record: 5-0
Divisional Record: 4-0
Total Points Scored: 541.18
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: This marks another high scorer of the week for the undisputed 1 seed who did it with Kenneth Walker on bye. “Brocktober” continues as Bowers shows he is the best receiving tight end in the league.
2.) Game of Zones
Overall Record: 4-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 523.2
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: This team continues to roll with contributions from nearly everybody in another blowout victory. Jared Goff has to be in consideration for MVP as he is up to twelve touchdowns and zero interceptions.
3.) Goal Post Malone
Overall Record: 4-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 419.98
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: Matt Stafford led the way with a Monday night masterpiece as he threw for nearly 400 yards in a clean game and put up a staggering 33 fantasy points. Jonathan Taylor was held to under 10 points for the second time this season which is something to monitor with Indy’s offensive woes.
4.) Bruce Almighty’s
Overall Record: 3-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 473.12
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: Bruce maintains control of the division in a loss and saw a nice bounce back game for Jaxon Smith Njigba who continues to dominate fantasy. Brissett was the start of the week who had a great matchup in a shootout in the desert against the Lions.
5.) Cloud9
Overall Record: 4-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 502.04
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: George Pickens finally makes his mark on the 2026 season with a strong performance on Thursday night. Cloud 9 continues to dominate across the board and the strength of the starting roster really shines on weeks like this.
6.) Isla Sorna Raptors
Overall Record: 4-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 405.42
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: King Henry and Aaron Jones continue to carry this team to another victory, despite a slow offensive day overall. This team will welcome back Tet McMillan to a receiver corp that needs an injection of points.
7.) Da Moon’s HUGE Craters
Overall Record: 2-3
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 446.56
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: The Craters barely hang on to the final playoff spot in a loss this week. Woody Marks will now ascend to provide startable RB2 value in the absence of David Montgomery.
8.) Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts
Overall Record: 2-3
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 396.12
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: It was really a sinking feeling to see Ceedee Lamb get held to just 9 yards with an ingame injury after putting up a career week the previous time. MD Nuts completed a series of blockbuster trades and basically have a brand new team entering Week 6.
9.) Uur UPS
Overall Record: 2-3
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 377.04
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: It was refreshing to see Egbuka have a positive week with rookie QB Jalon Daniels even if his touchdown came on a jet sweep. The big news of the week was the trade that acquired Michael Wilson who looks like he will be an absolute target hog competing with only Trey McBride on a pass happy offense.
10.) Elk Grove Spartans
Overall Record: 2-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 455.92
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: The Spartans showed out with an amazing week featuring strong performances across the board including Jameson Williams’ first two touchdowns of the season. Tyler Huntley provided a nice spot start but it looks like Lamar Jackson will be returning to man the ship in Week 6.
11.) NinerMania
Overall Record: 2-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 389.66
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: The return of Justin Jefferson proved to be fruitful as this team got a nice boost to the receivers which is the strength of this team. I’m officially on panic alert for Bo Nix whose season is reeling.
12.) Jedi Knights
Overall Record: 2-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 398.78
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: The Jedi Knights secured their second victory of the season on a close Monday night thriller. The return of Jayden Daniels to the starting lineup significantly boosts this team’s upside as he rushed for 103 yards and two touchdowns.
13.) SLAM BALL 2K26
Overall Record: 1-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 388.66
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: It’s impressive that Josh Allen got 29.50 fantasy points on just twelve completed passes.
14.) Philippines Garbage Dumps
Overall Record: 1-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 386.28
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: The Garbage Dumps saw a fantastic performance from Joe Burrow, but he was not accompanied by any of his teammates. It’s rare to see Amon’Ra St. Brown not feast in such a great matchup against Arizona, but he is still having a great season.
15.) Moore on the Run
Overall Record: 1-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 352.2
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: The Tyson Bagent experiment is officially over. Jaylen Warren is a bonafide stud at this point and without any competition nipping at his heels, has posted another monster statline going over 30 fantasy points.
16.) Doctor Jenious
Overall Record: 1-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 319.12
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: Things are going rough for the QB competition down South where Tyler Shough and Drake Maye have entered a Freaky Friday type of situation. At this point you just hope Omarion Hampton falls into the endzone, because there is no flow to that offense.
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Weekly High Scorers
Week 1: Uur UPS, 117.96 points
Week 2: Game of Zones, 157.88 points
Week 3: Cloud9, 122.48 points
Week 4: Elk Grove Spartans, 114.58 points
Week 5: Matt Attack, 125.78 points
Total Winnings
Uur UPS: $20
Game of Zones: $20
Cloud9: $20
Spartans: $20
Matt Attack: $20
