1.) Matt Attack
Overall Record: 3-0
Divisional Record: 3-0
Total Points Scored: 316.78
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: A returning Brock Bowers propels this elite team to 3-0 atop the division alone. It’s hard to identify any weaknesses in this team’s starting lineup as it continues to roll along as a juggernaut.
2.) Cloud9
Overall Record: 3-0
Divisional Record: 3-0
Total Points Scored: 300.76
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: Cloud9 with another impressive and decisive win continues to impress. Although this team has been a lot more top heavy in their scoring in the first three weeks, they are stacked with talent with the likes of Luther Burden, George Pickens and Tucker Kraft all looking to have a big game this season.
3.) GoalPost Malone
Overall Record: 3-0
Divisional Record: 3-0
Total Points Scored: 276.68
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: Nobody really stood out in Week 3, but the team continues to play well balanced and not really underperform at any of the key positions. Travis Kelce truly looks like the tight end of old and may be entering a “last dance” type of season.
4.) Bruce Almighty’s
Overall Record: 2-1
Divisional Record: 2-1
Total Points Scored: 287.94
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: Bruce makes the biggest jump in the power rankings this week taking control of the FFC South in a 3-team tie. In 20/20 hindsight it is ridiculous that JSN was not the first drafted WR in all leagues and he is virtually unstoppable with at least 120+ receiving yards in each of his first three games.
5.) Game of Zones
Overall Record: 2-1
Divisional Record: 2-1
Total Points Scored: 314.08
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: Game of Zones wins a nailbiter that came down to the final minutes and continues to look like a very strong team under the radar. Jared Goff has to be in MVP consideration with his incredible start to the 2026 season.
6.) Da Moon’s HUGE Craters
Overall Record: 2-1
Divisional Record: 2-1
Total Points Scored: 285.74
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: After a down week, Trevor Lawrence returned to his dominant form as the Jaguars blew the doors off the Patriots. Chuba Hubbard continues to be an underappreciated fantasy asset who is sneakily giving RB1 production.
7.) Uur UPS
Overall Record: 2-1
Divisional Record: 2-1
Total Points Scored: 255.54
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: The third FFC South team in playoff position, Uur UPS, lost after a monster start from Bijan Robinson who had the most impressive running back performance so far this season. Egbuka’s value will take a big hit as Baker will miss some time so we will see how this team navigates injuries.
8.) Isla Sorna Raptors
Overall Record: 2-1
Divisional Record: 2-1
Total Points Scored: 235.9
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: It was a frustrating loss after another strong King Henry performance. The biggest loss of any team this week came at the expense of the Raptors as it was discovered that Devon Achane will be out for the season with a torn ACL.
9.) NinerMania
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 252.8
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: NinerMania gets their first win of the season and a nice jolt up the power rankings with a strong performance. It might be a dodged bullet if Justin Jefferson is able to return soon from his injury as it’s not being prognosticated to be longterm.
10.) Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 248.92
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: It was a tough break as MD Nuts lost Breece Hall to injury during this game and his status, although optimistic, is week to week. Joe Burrow continues to play to his high preseason hype and will be essential for this team to make a run.
11.) SLAM BALL 2K26
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 246.04
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: At this point, you have to just hope for Marvin Harrison Jr. to be traded.
12.) Philippines Garbage Dumps
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 230.96
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: David Montgomery has struggled two weeks in a row after a dominant Week 1 performance. As the Texans improve and can get their defense to force more turnovers and short fields to the offense, you can expect Montgomery’s production to pick up.
13.) Moore on the Run
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 205.78
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: After a couple of slow starts, Moore on the Run saw strong rebound games from Ja’Marr Chase and Jaylen Warren who carried this team to their first victory. Something a little under the radar is how good rookie WR Denzel Boston looks as he is clearly separating himself as the #1 WR on the Browns.
14.) Elk Grove Spartans
Overall Record: 0-3
Divisional Record: 0-3
Total Points Scored: 218.3
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: The Spartans had a decent game but lost last minute in heartbreaking fashion and fall to a disappointing 0-3. It’s difficult to identify why this team is losing, but will need a major uptick to Malik Nabers’ numbers.
15.) Jedi Knights
Overall Record: 0-3
Divisional Record: 0-3
Total Points Scored: 204.68
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: The Jedi Knights anemic offense continues to struggle and now it looks like Baker Mayfield will be out for at least three weeks with a broken thumb. The only player who showed up this week was Drake London who had a promising start on Thursday Night football, but unfortunately the rest of the squad did not get the memo.
16.) Doctor Jenious
Overall Record: 0-3
Divisional Record: 0-3
Total Points Scored: 187.44
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: The worst start in franchise history continues to look bleak for the Doc as they can’t seem to get consistent production anywhere outside of Tyler Shough. This is a strong candidate team to wheel and deal and make some big trades this week.
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Weekly High Scorers
Week 1: Uur UPS, 117.96 points
Week 2: Game of Zones, 157.88 points
Week 3: Cloud9, 122.48 points
Total Winnings
Uur UPS: $20
Game of Zones: $20
Cloud9: $20
