1.) Cloud 9
Overall Record: 8-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 845.4
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: All systems go for the best team in the league as they get back Purdy and Olave off the bye who immediately came back to strong games each. With Luther Burden in the concussion protocol, his status may be in jeopardy for Week 10.
2.) Matt Attack
Overall Record: 7-2
Divisional Record: 4-0
Total Points Scored: 895.14
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: Weekly high scorer Matt Attack got back into early season shape with a dominant statline from the rushing attack including five touchdowns between Bucky Irving and Kenneth Walker. There’s really no concerns for this team as they have a strong four game lead in the division with five games left.
3.) Bruce Almighty’s
Overall Record: 6-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 797.92
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: Some late game heroics from Javonte Williams pushed Bruce over the goal line to win his third game in a row. There was a potential disaster avoided as Patrick Mahomes suffered an apparent elbow injury but immediately came back into the game and will await further testing.
4.) Goal Post Malone
Overall Record: 5-4
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 704.36
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: Tough loss for Goal Post Malone who has seen his division lead evaporate and is now in a three way tie with the Raptors and Niner Mania. With Matthew Stafford losing both Davante Adams and Puka Nacua to the IR, it will be interesting to see if this team is in the hunt for a new QB.
5.) Game of Zones
Overall Record: 6-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 800.32
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: It was a week to forget for Game of Zones who saw disaster performances across the board. At this point it’s hard to trust Ladd McConkey who seems like he’s exited the game early five times this season.
6.) Isla Sorna Raptors
Overall Record: 5-4
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 622.06
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: The Raptors lost a golden opportunity to seize the division lead, but ultimately fell short after another day of struggling to put up points. JJ McCarthy is now the man at quarterback but had a relatively quiet day just mustering 7 fantasy points.
7.) Niner Mania
Overall Record: 5-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 712.12
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: Matthew Golden is on a historic pace in this new air raid offense spearheaded by Jordan Love. Big days from Golden, Fannin and Odunze led the way for this team that is now gridlocked in a three way tie for the FFC North division race.
8.) Da Moon’s HUGE Craters
Overall Record: 4-5
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 802.16
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: The Craters finally lost that seventh spot after a blowout defeat with no remarkable performances to write home about. It looks like Trey McBride is the last man standing in the Arizona passing attack and is set to go nuclear for the rest of the season.
9.) Elk Grove Spartans
Overall Record: 4-5
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 781.9
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: The newly acquired CJ Stroud had a career day throwing five touchdowns against a despondent Chargers defense. The Spartans will await further injury news from Rhamondre Stevenson who could be sidelined with a knee tendon issue.
10.) Moore on the Run
Overall Record: 4-5
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 667.56
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: Moore on the Run is quietly sneaking back into the division race after back to back strong weeks including a 117 point performance in Week 9. The new QB Shedeur Sanders put up a strong statline posting nearly 300 yards and a pair of touchdowns.
11.) Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts
Overall Record: 3-6
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 741.28
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: Is there any denying that Jordan Love has played himself into the MVP race after another brilliant performance including 372 yards through the air and four total touchdowns? MD Nuts put up a season high scoring game and shot up the power rankings as a result.
12.) Uur UPS
Overall Record: 3-6
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 663.94
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: Caleb Williams had his statistical worst game dating back to his rookie year with four interceptions against a feisty Buccaneers defense. The good news is that Bijan Robinson found the endzone after a dry spell and they will need him to do it again very soon.
13.) SLAM BALL 2K26
Overall Record: 3-6
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 739.9
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: Josh Allen vs the Vikings defense was a good litmus test of the #1 offense vs the #1 defense in the league.
14.) Jedi Knights
Overall Record: 3-6
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 719.98
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: It was a terrible injury day for the Jedi Knights who saw Puka Nacua land on the IR after an ill advised late game run. Josh Jacobs was not spared from the injury gods as it appears he will have to undergo surgery for his finger.
15.) Philippines Garbage Dumps
Overall Record: 3-6
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 678.9
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: Joe Burrow has to be the frontrunner for MVP at this point with another four touchdown game; that’s twelve touchdowns for the quarterback over the last three weeks. At this point you have to wonder, how far can one man carry this team?
16.) Doctor Jenious
Overall Record: 3-6
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 649.28
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: The doc is entering do or die territory and desperately awaits the return of AJ Brown for some much-needed WR help. Omarion Hampton is in the territory of too bad to start but too good to get cut.
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Weekly High Scorers
Week 1: Uur UPS, 117.96 points
Week 2: Game of Zones, 157.88 points
Week 3: Cloud9, 122.48 points
Week 4: Elk Grove Spartans, 114.58 points
Week 5: Matt Attack, 125.78 points
Week 6: Doctor Jenious, 117.00 points
Week 7: Da Moon’s Huge Craters, 100.42 points
Week 8: SLAM BALL 2K26, 121.96 points
Week 9: Matt Attack, 130.44 points
Total Winnings
Uur UPS: $20
Game of Zones: $20
Cloud9: $20
Spartans: $20
Matt Attack: $40
Doctor Jenious: $20
Da Moon’s HUGE Craters: $20
SLAM BALL 2K26: $20
