1.) Cloud 9
Overall Record: 6-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 664.42
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: Winning on a down week for Purdy and Gibbs is impressive, but it was even better than expected. Cloud 9 has the head to head tiebreaker against the Matt Attack which will hold an incredible advantage for seeding opportunities down the road.
2.) Matt Attack
Overall Record: 5-2
Divisional Record: 4-0
Total Points Scored: 672.2
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: After a red hot start, the Matt Attack has cooled down with a second consecutive loss. I’m not too worried about Kenneth Walker who was bottled up for the first time this season against his former team.
3.) Goal Post Malone
Overall Record: 5-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 575.76
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: Keep an eye out for the Indianapolis Colts having a potential firesale this week (they traded Quentin Nelson at the time of me writing this) in terms of a new landing spot for Jonathan Taylor. This could drastically swing the season one way or the other for this team.
4.) Bruce Almighty’s
Overall Record: 4-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 609.9
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: Javonte Williams delivered the Monday night miracle with a career day on the ground. It has to be said that JSN is on a historic pace to have a career Jerry Rice type of season.
5.) Game of Zones
Overall Record: 5-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 671.24
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: It was a bad week across the board, but refreshing to see that this performance might be Jared Goff’s floor which is remarkably high. With Ladd McConkey and Davante Adams on the shelf, it will be critical to navigate the middle of the season bye weeks upcoming.
6.) Isla Sorna Raptors
Overall Record: 5-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 511.12
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: This is a second consecutive dud for Derrick Henry who desperately awaits the return of Lamar Jackson to revitalize this Ravens offense. More bad news for the Raptors as another running back gets dinged up in Aaron Jones.
7.) Da Moon’s HUGE Craters
Overall Record: 4-3
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 648.94
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: The Craters have shot up the points scored leaderboard the last two weeks after posting a week high scoring performance by big games from KC Concepcion, McBride and Tre Tucker. The one major red flag is the Chase Brown/Samaje Perine situation rearing its ugly head once again.
8.) Elk Grove Spartans
Overall Record: 3-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 623.64
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: The waiting game for Lamar Jackson continues as Tyler Huntley started off promising but stayed quiet for the last three quarters of the game. The Spartans looked like they avoided disaster as Christian McCaffrey exited the game early with an apparent thigh injury but eventually returned and will have a bye week to heal.
9.) Jedi Knights
Overall Record: 3-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 555.54
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: Josh Jacobs is back and bell cow RB1 season is back on the menu. This team looks a lot different than it did just three weeks ago and could launch itself into contender status very soon.
10.) Niner Mania
Overall Record: 3-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 525.92
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: I think it’s officially time to hit the panic button on Garrett Wilson. Wilson may also be a trade target at the deadline so look for that to drastically affect his rest of season value.
11.) Moore on the Run
Overall Record: 3-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 477.6
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: Two wins in a row and Moore on the Run climbs out of the basement and within two games of the division lead. I still have major questions about the quarterback position going forward and it’s going to need a full 180 turn for Justin Herbert to stabilize the position.
12.) Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts
Overall Record: 2-5
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 535.82
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: It came down to less than half a point and these are the losses that sting the most. The good news is Cam Skattebo is seemingly out of the doghouse and with Tyrone Tracy being placed on IR, Skattebo might run wild back to RB1 status.
13.) Uur UPS
Overall Record: 2-5
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 500.3
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: UPS is on a major free fall down the power rankings and are desperate for a victory to get back into the division race. The return of Caleb Williams has been promising and he looks like a legitimate MVP candidate.
14.) SLAM BALL 2K26
Overall Record: 2-5
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 544.58
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: Happy Halloween everyone!
15.) Philippines Garbage Dumps
Overall Record: 2-5
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 517.78
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: Joe Burrow has thrown eight touchdowns to zero interceptions the past two weeks. The PGD will need a lot of help from their pass catchers to support Burrow as he continues his dominant pace.
16.) Doctor Jenious
Overall Record: 2-5
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 491.86
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: Heavy bye week for the doc led to an unremarkable performance. The return of Bhayshul Tuten, Omarion Hampton and potentially Jordyn Tyson soon should give them a little more oomph next week.
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Weekly High Scorers
Week 1: Uur UPS, 117.96 points
Week 2: Game of Zones, 157.88 points
Week 3: Cloud9, 122.48 points
Week 4: Elk Grove Spartans, 114.58 points
Week 5: Matt Attack, 125.78 points
Week 6: Doctor Jenious, 117.00 points
Week 7: Da Moon’s Huge Craters, 100.42 points
Total Winnings
Uur UPS: $20
Game of Zones: $20
Cloud9: $20
Spartans: $20
Matt Attack: $20
Doctor Jenious: $20
Da Moon’s HUGE Craters: $20
