1.) Matt Attack
Overall Record: 2-0
Divisional Record: 2-0
Total Points Scored: 214.44
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: No Brock Bowers for two weeks? No problem. The Matt Attack continues to dominate as Dak Prescott put on a clinic with four touchdowns through the air to be joined by Kenneth Walker who leads the league in rushing.
2.) GoalPost Malone
Overall Record: 2-0
Divisional Record: 2-0
Total Points Scored: 201.78
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: Goal Post Malone shoots up into the #2 spot after a statement win in Week 2 platooned by strong performances from Stafford, Taylor and Devonta Smith. Even Travis Kelce joined the party and turned back the clock with an elite TE1 performance.
3.) Cloud9
Overall Record: 2-0
Divisional Record: 2-0
Total Points Scored: 178.28
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: Back to back impressive weeks for Cloud9 and they look like the team to beat out in the West. Chris Olave is flirting with elite WR territory after being paired with the league leader in passing at quarterback.
4.) Uur UPS
Overall Record: 2-0
Divisional Record: 2-0
Total Points Scored: 170.68
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: After a strong week 1, the injury bug finally struck UPS who now has five IR eligible players and Jonathan Brooks on the questionable tag. The biggest question mark is how this team will pivot on the quarterback front as it appears Jackson Dart’s injury is longterm whereas Caleb may only miss a game or two.
5.) Isla Sorna Raptors
Overall Record: 2-0
Divisional Record: 2-0
Total Points Scored: 178.58
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: Dalton Schultz may be the league winning pickup of the year at $8. Schultz was targeted a whopping 14 times and brought in 12 receptions for 140 yards and it looks like the start of a promising connection.
6.) Game of Zones
Overall Record: 1-1
Divisional Record: 1-1
Total Points Scored: 235.85
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: It’s insanely impressive to put up a 157.88 point total in Week 2 with a mandatory tight end slot and I think people are brushing this off a little too nonchalantly. The biggest winner of the week was Davante Adams who had the sole attention of Stafford with Puka being out.
7.) Bruce Almighty’s
Overall Record: 1-1
Divisional Record: 1-1
Total Points Scored: 200.04
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: Securing the coveted 7 seed this week is Bruce who ends a ten game losing streak to Da Moon this season. Patrick Mahomes has returned to elite form after a 380 yard passing day and his arm strength brought back flashes of his MVP season.
8.) Da Moon’s HUGE Craters
Overall Record: 1-1
Divisional Record: 1-1
Total Points Scored: 191.56
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: The Craters struggled to get anything going in Week 2 after a strong start in Week 1 and saw little contributions from Trevor Lawrence, Chase Brown and DJ Moore who went down with an injury early in the game. The constant edge on this team will be Trey McBride who was the answer to “Which tight end is the only one worth drafting early?”
9.) SLAM BALL 2K26
Overall Record: 1-1
Divisional Record: 1-1
Total Points Scored: 189.48
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: Josh Allen is playing like a man on a mission.
10.) Philippines Garbage Dumps
Overall Record: 1-1
Divisional Record: 1-1
Total Points Scored: 177.08
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: The PGD saw a massive dropoff from their running back production this week, but Amon Ra looks like he’s in the running for OPOY against JSN. It will be interesting to see if Trey’Veon Henderson can break into the starting lineup in Week 3.
11.) Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts
Overall Record: 1-1
Divisional Record: 1-1
Total Points Scored: 170.84
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: MD Nuts put up the most points in a losing effort this week and Ceedee Lamb showed out with 153 yards and two touchdowns. Now this team faces the #1 seed Matt Attack in an effort to force a tie for the division.
12.) NinerMania
Overall Record: 0-2
Divisional Record: 0-2
Total Points Scored: 150.86
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: Disappointing week for Ninermania but there were some optimistic underlying usage statistics. Matthew Golden looks like he’s in the midst of a year 2 breakout and the Packers constant shuffling of receivers may not hold him back like last season.
13.) Elk Grove Spartans
Overall Record: 0-2
Divisional Record: 0-2
Total Points Scored: 141.26
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: Lamar Jackson had a mind boggling performance on Sunday after the Ravens looked like they were on the way to a blowout victory, but the team rapidly changed its identity in the second half and blew another lead. Jackson without Zay Flowers splits may be something to keep an eye on.
14.) Jedi Knights
Overall Record: 0-2
Divisional Record: 0-2
Total Points Scored: 131.2
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: Two tough losses in a row and the hits keep on coming as Jayden Daniels will miss extensive time with a gruesome elbow injury. Rostering three defenses, two tight ends and Josh Jacobs may not be the best allocation of assets given how this team has started the season.
15.) Moore on the Run
Overall Record: 0-2
Divisional Record: 0-2
Total Points Scored: 116.84
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: Two disappointing losses for everybody’s favorite neighbor and now he is in must-win territory early in the season. Justin Herbert and the Chargers appear to be the biggest surprise of the season for the wrong reasons and will now face a gauntlet of a schedule.
16.) Doctor Jenious
Overall Record: 0-2
Divisional Record: 0-2
Total Points Scored: 113.14
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: There’s no other way to say it other than the Doctor has had a rough start to the 2026 season. It will be interesting to monitor how much longer second year QB Tyler Shough remains on the bench.
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Weekly High Scorers
Week 1: Uur UPS, 117.96 points
Week 2: Game of Zones, 157.88 points
Total Winnings
Uur UPS: $20
Game of Zones: $20
