1.) Moore on the Run
Overall Record: 5-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 479.76
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: The only five win team in the league belongs to Neighbor Nic who sealed the win with another strong performance from Jayden Daniels and D’Andre Swift. With Gandalf the Goat on their tails, Moore on the Run will look to create some more separation in pursuit of the coveted 1 seed.
2.) Sacramento Wolfpack
Overall Record: 4-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 529
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: The force is strong with this young quarterback and he showed out with a 33 point fantasy day. What helps boost Maye’s potential in fantasy is when you see 9 carries for 28 yards added onto his strong passing numbers.
3.) Da Moon’s Huge Craters
Overall Record: 4-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 505.84
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: With the entire division losing, the Craters did not lose any ground and hold steady in command of the division. Outside of Baker and Kyren Williams, the team underperformed but you can’t really expect James Cook or Zay Flowers to be held to subpar games much longer.
4.) Pool of the Dead
Overall Record: 4-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 497.3
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: Bad news for Pool of the Dead who looks like they will be without star wide receiver Garrett Wilson for a few weeks. Time will tell if the Jets place him on IR, but it is prognosticated to be a multi-week injury for now.
5.) Philippines Garbage Dumps
Overall Record: 4-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 523.64
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: The Garbage Dumps did not get much going outside of their elite run game and still managed to score 84.24 points. This team has an incredibly high floor built in by two elite backs with incredible utilization.
6.) Gandalf the Goat
Overall Record: 4-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 521.24
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: The Goat keeps finding new ways to win and getting significant contributions from waiver wire and bench players. This week it was Rachaad White who complemented Josh Jacobs as the ground game dominated with over 40 fantasy points.
7.) Cloud 9
Overall Record: 3-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 475.58
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: Cloud 9 has been in a funk outside of divisional matchups and will look to turn it around in Week 7. With Puka Nacua possibly missing time (currently listed as day to day) this would provide a huge boost to Davante Adams in a pass happy Rams offense.
8.) Jedi Knights
Overall Record: 3-3
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 602.04
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: Every now and then this team flashes its dangerous upside and this week you saw it with big games from JSN (who looks like the best receiver in football) and newcomers Ladd McConkey and Brian Thomas. The scariest stat about this team is that they are averaging 100 points a game; leading the second place Spartans by a significant margin of 10fpts/g.
9.) Uur UPS
Overall Record: 3-3
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 526.18
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: It was a rough loss after opening the week as a massive favorite. The lone bright spot was seeing one of those ceiling games from Bijan Robinson as he gets another favorable matchup against a banged up San Francisco defense in Week 7.
10.) Doctor Jenious
Overall Record: 3-3
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 499.92
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: Tough day at the office when you score 90 fantasy points and still suffer a loss. The big story this week was Cam Skatteboo who spearheaded a big upset on Thursday night football and completed a hat trick with three touchdowns on the ground.
11.) Elk Grove Spartans
Overall Record: 3-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 542.84
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: The Spartans pick up their second consecutive win, despite a dud from Josh Allen. Rico Dowdle is the man to watch with back to back breakout performances as a true RB1, and now we will monitor his usage with a returning Chuba Hubbard.
12.) Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts
Overall Record: 2-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 516.68
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: After six weeks, the number one quarterback in fantasy is…Patrick Mahomes. The Chiefs revitalized pass offense makes me think Mahomes is on another MVP type season: the last of which he had when he was on Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts.
13.) Game of Zones
Overall Record: 2-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 444.68
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: The Zones dropped what should have been an easy win on the schedule and fall to two back in the division. Even with Pickens and McCaffrey’s big games, this team could not withstand duds from players like Hunter Henry, David Njoku and others.
14.) SLAM BALL 2K25
Overall Record: 2-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 419.96
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: All respect to my favorite player in the league: Fred Warner.
15.) Bruce Almightys
Overall Record: 1-5
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 504.48
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: Another brutal bad beat for Bruce who scored enough points to beat most teams this week but not his Week 6 opponent. Things looked good after the morning block when Dak Prescott lit it up another week in the league’s most exciting offense for fantasy.
16.) Isla Sorna Raptors
Overall Record: 1-5
Divisional Record: 0-4
Total Points Scored: 427.38
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: The Raptors are finally on the board and there will be no winless teams in 2025!
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Weekly High Scorers
*Reminder the weekly high scorer is $10 per week. There is also a $10 division winner prize. These temporary funds will be revised following the increased buy-in in 2026.
Week 1 High Scorer: Elk Grove Spartans (106.76)
Week 2 High Scorer: Cloud 9 (113.30)
Week 3 High Scorer: Jedi Knights (145.22)
Week 4 High Scorer: Sacramento Wolfpack (130.06)
Week 5 High Scorer: Elk Grove Spartans (126.52)
Week 6 High Scorer: Jedi Knights (123.96)
Total Winnings
Elk Grove Spartans: $20
Cloud 9: $10
Jedi Knights: $20
Sacramento Wolfpack: $10
