1.) Da Moon’s Huge Craters
Overall Record: 3-0
Divisional Record: 3-0
Total Points Scored: 283.2
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: It’s rare to talk about a defense in fantasy but Sunday we saw one of the most dominant performances from a fantasy defense from the Minnesota Vikings. Two interceptions, 10 points allowed, 4 sacks, FIVE(!) forced fumbles, three fumble recoveries and two defensive touchdowns led to a week high 33.50 fantasy points.
2.) Cloud 9
Overall Record: 3-0
Divisional Record: 3-0
Total Points Scored: 281.58
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: It was an all time Monday night sweat as Lamar Jackson continues to put on a show week after week and carry this fantasy team to a 3-0 start. Rome Odunze’s year two breakout is under way and he continues to be a high end WR2 must start option every week.
3.) Philippines Garbage Dumps
Overall Record: 3-0
Divisional Record: 3-0
Total Points Scored: 261.18
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: Sitting at 3-0 with the division lead, the PGD look impressive with their running back tandem dominating the league so far. If the PGD can get consistent production from the receiver position, we may be looking at a strong contender.
4.) Gandalf the Goat
Overall Record: 2-1
Divisional Record: 2-1
Total Points Scored: 220.88
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: The Goat jumps into the division lead after claiming the victory and head-to-head tiebreaker with Neighbor Nic. This week it was the receivers as Ricky Pearsall and Courtland Sutton led the way with big games.
5.) Pool of the Dead
Overall Record: 2-1
Divisional Record: 2-1
Total Points Scored: 259.54
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: The Pool lost a critical Monday night game that went down to the wire to drop to second place in the division. Mike Evans exited the game with an injury which is going to be something to pay attention to going forward.
6.) Sacramento Wolfpack
Overall Record: 2-1
Divisional Record: 2-1
Total Points Scored: 253.88
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: The Wolfpack jump into the playoff mix with an impressive win over the Spartans in Week 3. While Ashton Jeanty continues a slow acclimation to the NFL, Puka Nacua looks like the best receiver in the league so far this season.
7.) Moore on the Run
Overall Record: 2-1
Divisional Record: 2-1
Total Points Scored: 241.92
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: Moore on the Run turned to Jake Browning who threw two interceptions and could not get the offense going. As they enter a pivotal Week 4 matchup, the story of the week will be the availability of Jayden Daniels.
8.) Jedi Knights
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 300.92
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: The biggest riser this week is the Jedi Knights who jumps right up to a fringe wildcard team. A 145 fantasy point week will do that for you and the points came from every player, none more than Caleb Williams who broke out in Week 3 with a four touchdown performance and for the first time he flashed elite upside.
9.) Elk Grove Spartans
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 276.02
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: It was disappointing to lose after the Spartans had a strong start on Thursday night football. The Spartans appear to be very top heavy and will need to develop some depth with players like Travis Hunter.
10.) Uur UPS
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 243.86
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: UPS got on the board with their first win of the season in impressive fashion after Jalen Hurts went for four touchdowns in a rally game against the Rams. Keenan Allen has held his own as the team’s most consistent and reliable performer at wide receiver.
11.) Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 234.66
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: Mahomies’ got his first win in the NFL and in fantasy for the 2025 season. David Montogmery led the way with a 12 carry 151 yard game along with two touchdowns.
12.) Bruce Almightys
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 226
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: Bruce suffered a massive loss at running back as it was announced James Conner would go season-ending injury on his ankle. The one consistent bright spot on this team through three weeks has been Amon-Ra St. Brown who nabbed seven receptions for 77 yards and a touchdown on Monday night.
13.) Doctor Jenious
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 195
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: The doctor has publicly announced the team is on a hunt for a new quarterback after another terrible two-interception performance from CJ Stroud. The good news is Omarion Hampton finally broke out in game three after an unfortunate season ending injury to Najee Harris.
14.) SLAM BALL 2K25
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 188.94
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
15.) Game of Zones
Overall Record: 0-3
Divisional Record: 0-3
Total Points Scored: 211.74
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: It’s not every day that you lose as a winless team and move up in the power rankings, but sometimes you can fail upwards. Ladd McConkey looks like the odd man out in a high powered Chargers offense.
16.) Isla Sorna Raptors
Overall Record: 0-3
Divisional Record: 0-3
Total Points Scored: 185.4
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: The Raptors’ season from hell continues with another set of lackluster performances across the board. It’s hard to imagine Ja’Marr Chase is hampered by Jake Browning but the game got out of hand and was a disaster class.
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Weekly High Scorers
*Reminder the weekly high scorer is $10 per week. There is also a $10 division winner prize. These temporary funds will be revised following the increased buy-in in 2026.
Week 1 High Scorer: Elk Grove Spartans (106.76)
Week 2 High Scorer: Cloud 9 (113.30)
Week 3 High Scorer: Jedi Knights (145.22)
Total Winnings
Elk Grove Spartans: $10
Cloud 9: $10
Jedi Knights: $10
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