1.) Cloud 9
Overall Record: 2-0
Divisional Record: 2-0
Total Points Scored: 204.06
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: It was just a few years ago Lamar Jackson infamously had to exit the field on the cart for a bathroom emergency. Well now they are driving the cart straight out on the field for Jackson to shit all over the Browns after another masterpiece 225 yard 4 touchdown game all through the air.
2.) Moore on the Run
Overall Record: 2-0
Divisional Record: 2-0
Total Points Scored: 176.42
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: Jaylen Waddle and D’Andre Swift both found the endzone in Week 2 to help propel this team to another victory. Neighbor Nic will now navigate a short term knee injury to sophomore QB Jayden Daniels as he looks to expand his lead in the division.
3.) Da Moon’s Huge Craters
Overall Record: 2-0
Divisional Record: 2-0
Total Points Scored: 175.08
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: The big hero of Week 2 was James Cook who rushed for over 130 yards and two touchdowns to lead all running backs in Week 2. Baker led another game winning drive to help Da Moon take a one game lead in the division.
4.) Philippines Garbage Dumps
Overall Record: 2-0
Divisional Record: 2-0
Total Points Scored: 174.64
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: The Monday night miracle was delivered after the Chargers defense rose to the occasion with three critical interceptions to complete a big comeback victory against rival Spartans. All arrows are pointing upward as their third running back Quinshon Judkins looks to take over a valuable workhorse role in Cleveland.
5.) Pool of the Dead
Overall Record: 2-0
Divisional Record: 2-0
Total Points Scored: 184.26
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: After a slow Week 1, the Lions and Jared Goff showed everyone that they were still a dominant offense with a monster five touchdown game. The biggest question mark going forward will be how a quarterback change in Minnesota will affect Justin Jefferson’s production or if he truly is QB-proof.
6.) Elk Grove Spartans
Overall Record: 1-1
Divisional Record: 1-1
Total Points Scored: 203.5
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: Scoring 96 points on an off-week for Josh Allen is a terrifying prospect for the rest of the league. The Spartans saw a ceiling game from Malik Nabers who brought in nine receptions for 167 yards and two touchdowns.
7.) Sacramento Wolfpack
Overall Record: 1-1
Divisional Record: 1-1
Total Points Scored: 164.54
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: All the preseason Drake Maye manifested itself into a 30 point breakout game in Week 2. While the Wolfpack wait for Ashton Jeanty to get that first round volume, they saw a nice bounceback game from Kenneth Walker.
8.) Bruce Almightys
Overall Record: 1-1
Divisional Record: 1-1
Total Points Scored: 163.66
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: The Sun God found the endzone three times and put on an absolute show for the defending champ to bounce back with a win after a disappointing first week of the season. Now Bruce will await the return of Brian Thomas Jr. who is still MIA in 2025.
9.) Gandalf the Goat
Overall Record: 1-1
Divisional Record: 1-1
Total Points Scored: 134.16
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: A three month injury to Joe Burrow will have this team turning to Jordan Love to captain the ship for the rest of the regular season. This squad is all in on the Packers in 2025 and that’s not necessarily a bad thing as they look like the team to beat in the NFC.
10.) SLAM BALL 2K25
Overall Record: 1-1
Divisional Record: 1-1
Total Points Scored: 132.56
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: INTrevor Lawrence looks like a lock for league leader in turnovers this season.
11.) Doctor Jenious
Overall Record: 1-1
Divisional Record: 1-1
Total Points Scored: 126.44
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: A disaster game and short term injury for second year rookie JJ McCarthy with three turnovers will have this team re-evaluating the QB position for the future. The bright spot is rookie wide receivers Emeka Egbuka and Tet McMillan look as good as advertised and will continue to improve this season.
12.) Uur UPS
Overall Record: 0-2
Divisional Record: 0-2
Total Points Scored: 169.62
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: There is a real concern after two slow weeks in the Philadelphia pass game as it pertains to Jalen Hurts’ ceiling value, but his effectiveness in the run game will keep him as a high floor option. Another encouraging performance in Week 2 was Bijan Robinson as the Falcons turned in a performance from the 1970s and fed the running backs all game long.
13.) Jedi Knights
Overall Record: 0-2
Divisional Record: 0-2
Total Points Scored: 155.7
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: It was a frustrating loss for the Jedi Knights who looked like their Monday night miracle was en route after a strong start from Justin Herbert. As the offense stagnated in the second half, so to did this team’s momentum.
14.) Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts
Overall Record: 0-2
Divisional Record: 0-2
Total Points Scored: 142
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: Patrick Mahomes leading the Chiefs in rushing may not be a great stat in the real NFL, but in fantasy we’ll take everything we can get. Saquon Barkley also found the endzone for the second week in a row in the highly anticipated Superbowl rematch.
15.) Isla Sorna Raptors
Overall Record: 0-2
Divisional Record: 0-2
Total Points Scored: 141.78
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: Ja’Marr Chase reminded everyone why he was taken #1 WR in fantasy drafts across the globe a few weeks ago. Bo Nix also rebounded from a poor Week 1 performance and added in 3 passing touchdowns and 20 rushing yards.
16.) Game of Zones
Overall Record: 0-2
Divisional Record: 0-2
Total Points Scored: 140.98
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: Ladd McConkey has put together two disappointing performances in a row in back to back weeks and looks like might be in line for a sophomore slump. Tyreek Hill showed some signs of life with a 109 yard receiving game and caught his first thirty yard reception in quite some time.
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Weekly High Scorers
*Reminder the weekly high scorer is $10 per week. There is also a $10 division winner prize. These temporary funds will be revised following the increased buy-in in 2026.
Week 1 High Scorer: Elk Grove Spartans (106.76)
Week 2 High Scorer: Cloud 9 (113.30)
Total Winnings
Elk Grove Spartans: $10
Cloud 9: $10
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