1.) Elk Grove Spartans
Overall Record: 1-0
Divisional Record: 1-0
Total Points Scored: 106.7
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: After many disappointing week 1 performances in the early slate, one player rose to the occasion on Sunday night in Josh Allen. The reigning MVP’s 251 yards in the fourth quarter alone supplemented a huge comeback and a league leading 42 fantasy points in Week 1.
2.) Pool of the Dead
Overall Record: 1-0
Divisional Record: 1-0
Total Points Scored: 93.90
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: While not as top heavy as the Spartans, the Pool saw the most consistently great production from all positions across the board in Week 1. The only question mark is Brock Bowers’ health going forward but he insists he will be fine for Week 2.
3.) Da Moon’s Huge Craters
Overall Record: 1-0
Divisional Record: 1-0
Total Points Scored: 87.38
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: The Bake Show picked up where he left after being a fringe top 5 quarterback the last two seasons with a three touchdown performance in his 2025 debut. The Craters also got healthy contributions form Kyren Williams, James Cook and Zay Flowers which all look like promising outlooks for this season.
4.) Moore on the Run
Overall Record: 1-0
Divisional Record: 1-0
Total Points Scored: 83.82
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: The biggest question in 2025 was if Jayden Daniels would regress into a sophomore slump or continue his climb into superstardom. It looks like it will be the latter as Daniels’ dual threat ability and skill as a second year pocket passer helped this team get the win.
5.) Cloud9
Overall Record: 1-0
Divisional Record: 1-0
Total Points Scored: 90.76
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: One thing lost in the great Sunday night game is how crisp Lamar Jackson looked up until the fourth quarter. While completing only 14 passes, Jackson went over 30 fantasy points including 70 yards on the ground and a rushing touchdown.
6.) Gandalf the Goat
Overall Record: 1-0
Divisional Record: 1-0
Total Points Scored: 79.92
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: Gandalf got amazing contributions from nearly all skill players including Breece Hall, Josh Jacobs, Ricky Pearsall and Courtland Sutton. The biggest disappointment was Joe Burrow, who historically is a slow starter, who should bounce back to how good he looked at the end of 2024.
7.) Doctor Jenious
Overall Record: 1-0
Divisional Record: 1-0
Total Points Scored: 69.02
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: The doctor had a statement win against the defending champion in opening weekend. The biggest contributor was rookie receiver Emeka Egbuka who delivered on all the incredible hype he generated in the preseason.
8.) Philippine Garbage Dumps
Overall Record: 1-0
Divisional Record: 1-0
Total Points Scored: 65.28
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: After an abysmal start to the season, the lone bright spot in Miami was Devon Achane who found the endzone and salvaged his Sunday late. The combination of Achane and Taylor looks like a deadly running back combination which can contend for best duo in the league.
9.) Uur UPS
Overall Record: 0-1
Divisional Record: 0-1
Total Points Scored: 84.18
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: If Bijan Robinson’s first touch of the game was any indication, he is in for a monster season and could honestly probably handle a lot more work than he’s getting now. Jalen Hurts showcased his ability on the ground with 62 yards and two rushing touchdowns in the NFL season opener.
10.) Game of Zones
Overall Record: 0-1
Divisional Record: 0-1
Total Points Scored: 73.82
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: Disappointing performances by players such as Pacheco and Tyreek Hill held this team back after a decent week offensively. Look for Ladd McConkey’s production to explode when he is able to find the endzone a few times in this new look Chargers offense.
11.) Jedi Knights
Overall Record: 0-1
Divisional Record: 0-1
Total Points Scored:71.52
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: 5.00 fantasy points from Jahmyr Gibbs after 9 carries and 10 receptions is a shocking stat. I honestly attribute it to a horrible matchup and a little brain drain after the Lions lost their offensive coordinator and will look to rebound and bring it back to basics in Week 2.
12.) Sacramento Wolf Pack
Overall Record: 0-1
Divisional Record: 0-1
Total Points Scored: 61.82
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: It was a tough blow for the Wolfpack after Xavier Worthy got knocked out of the game on the first drive after some friendly fire. Ashton Jeanty was a little disappointing too but better days are ahead with the utilization rate and when he manages to break a few big runs.
13.) Bruce Almighty
Overall Record: 0-1
Divisional Record: 0-1
Total Points Scored: 61.52
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: The defending champ had a slow start on Sunday and lost a very close divisional game. Similar to Gibbs, Amon-Ra St. Brown just faced a juggernaut defensive matchup and could not get anything going which is not something I see continuing.
14.) SLAM BALL 2K25
Overall Record: 0-1
Divisional Record: 0-1
Total Points Scored: 58.42
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: Drake London, Jameson Williams and Tee Higgins combined for 11.40 fantasy points and that about sums it up.
15.) Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts
Overall Record: 0-1
Divisional Record: 0-1
Total Points Scored: 57.32
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: Outside of Patrick Mahomes and Saquon Barkleys’ stud performances, this team lacked another contributor. Between Terry McLaurin and David Montgomery, I can see this team bouncing back in Week 2.
16.) Isla Sorna Raptors
Overall Record: 0-1
Divisional Record: 0-1
Total Points Scored: 52.74
Position Last Week: N/A
Notes: Drafting the triple crown winner #1 overall and watching him catch 2 passes for 26 yards is a brutal start to the season. The biggest story however is Bo Nix’s terrible three turnover game which sunk this team.
