1.) Cloud 9
Overall Record: 8-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 954.18
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: After a one week vacation, Cloud 9 is back on top of the power rankings and back in first place for points scored on the season. Lamar Jackson’s amazing Thursday night game set the stage for another blowout victory.
2.) Game of Zones
Overall Record: 8-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 807.88
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: After spending a majority of the season on the outside of the top four, the Game of Zones has seized control of the FFC West. This is the biggest shakeup in the power rankings entering Week 10 and with three teams in the run, it’s going down to the wire.
3.) Gandalf the Goat
Overall Record: 6-4
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 953.94
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: This might qualify as the ugliest win of the week, but a win is a win. Creating another game of separation in the East, the Goat emerges as the overwhelming favorite to win the FFC East for another season continuing a streak of divisional dominance.
4.) Bruce Almightys
Overall Record: 6-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 883.04
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: Nobody enjoyed that Thursday night massacre against the FFC South more than Bruce who emerged the only winning team in the South and created a one game lead for the division race. With Calvin Ridley coming alive in the middle of the season and Terry McLaurin on his way to a career season, the wide receivers have improved drastically to match the elite running backs rounding out this team as a juggernaut.
5.) Elk Grove Spartans
Overall Record: 7-3
Divisional Record: 4-0
Total Points Scored: 872.92
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: The incredibly close FFC West race is prone to violent swings in the power rankings and the Spartans find themselves out of the top four for the first time since Week 2. Raheem Mostert has seemed to fallen out of favor leaving a void in the RB2 position for the Spartans.
6.) Pool of the Dead
Overall Record: 6-4
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 934.36
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: Nobody is paying enough attention to the defending champion who is putting together another impressive season and starting to gain a lot of momentum. Joe Burrow has shaken off some early season rust and put together two strong games which is good for his rest of season outlook.
7.) Philippines Garbage Dumps
Overall Record: 6-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 765.38
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: The return of Christian McCaffrey just fell a touchdown or two short of expectation and caused a skid in the PGD’s midseason offensive surge. As he is reintegrated into the offense with more opportunities, expect the touchdowns to come.
8.) Isla Sorna Raptors
Overall Record: 5-5
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 844.66
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: One bright spot is Jahmyr Gibbs is starting to get a lot more usage in the run game on early downs and he is paying it off with long runs and uber efficiency. However the newly acquired Malik Nabers has found his glass ceiling and the ceiling’s name is Daniel Jones.
9.) Doctor Jenious
Overall Record: 5-5
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 777.86
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: Newly acquired QB Kirk Cousins got the start this week and underwhelmed failing to throw a touchdown. Meanwhile Kyler Murray, the hardest player to predict in fantasy, sat on the bench with 30 fantasy points.
10.) Jedi Knights
Overall Record: 5-5
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 813.42
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: After starting the season 1-3, the Jedi Knights have now reached .500 and are looking like a competent playoff contender. One big factor contributing to this is Ja’Marr Chase who probably scored about three games’ worth of fantasy points in one game on Thursday night.
11.) Uur UPS
Overall Record: 4-6
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 701.54
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: With an incredibly tough bye week benching approximately half, it was a bad time to run up against Stan and put on your lowest point total of the season. The return of DK Metcalf will be a big boost to a team that needs a spark to stay competitive in the division race.
12.) Da Moon’s Huge Craters
Overall Record: 4-6
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 785.4
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: Scoring 107 fantasy points and losing is a bad beat and bad luck. The Craters saw George Pickens continue his newfound chemistry flourish with Russell Wilson with another great game of 91 receiving yards and a touchdown.
13.) Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts
Overall Record: 3-7
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 812.02
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: Nobody ever goes into a game and expects your quarterback to commit 6 turnovers, unless maybe you’re Will Levis against the ‘85 Bears. Jared Goff literally threw away a win and gave up and maybe the season as the Nuts fall behind the division race by three games.
14.) SLAM BALL 2K24
Overall Record: 3-7
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 785.92
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: Imagine relying on Bryce Young to be your fantasy quarterback.
15.) Moore on the Run
Overall Record: 3-7
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 754.16
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: It’s been a tough season with ups and downs, but it was good to see Puka Nacua return to full game action and put up a fantastic line of 9 catches for 98 yards. It’s going to be a challenge to make up a three game deficit against a great team, and the clock is ticking.
16.) Sacramento Wolfpack
Overall Record: 1-9
Divisional Record: 0-4
Total Points Scored: 602.34
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: The Wolfpack win their first game of the season on the backs of Russell Wilson and Jonathan Taylor. While the division is out of hand, it’s now time to play spoiler for other teams.
Weekly High Scorers
Week 1: Game of Zones (130.82)
Week 2: Doctor Jenious (113.14)
Week 3: SLAM BALL 2K24 (125.66)
Week 4: Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts (117.38)
Week 5: Pool of the Dead (115.58)
Week 6: Gandalf the Goat (113.10)
Week 7: Cloud 9 (140.14)
Week 8: Bruce Almightys (120.02)
Week 9: Gandalf the Goat (128.70)
Week 10: Jedi Knights (120.54)
Total Winnings
Game of Zones: $10
Doctor Jenious: $10
SLAM BALL 2K24: $10
Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts: $10
Pool of the Dead: $10
Gandalf the Goat: $20
Cloud 9: $10
Bruce Almightys: $10
Jedi Knights: $10
