1.) Elk Grove Spartans
Overall Record: 5-1
Divisional Record: 4-0
Total Points Scored: 563.08
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: The Spartans continue their streak of dominance with another two touchdown game from Derrick Henry. The return of Keenan Allen to the starting lineup proved to be a significant boost to an already great squad.
2.) Cloud 9
Overall Record: 5-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 504.06
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: Bijan Robinson finally had his first multi-touchdown game of the year on a strong fifteen carry performance. D’Andre Swift has also recently emerged in a stronger role after it was hinted at Roschon Johnson would be more involved.
3.) Gandalf the Goat
Overall Record: 4-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 579.4
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: The Goat steamrolled at nearly every position capped off by another masterclass by Josh Allen on MNF. This team continues to look stronger on a weekly basis and has led the division all season long.
4.) Uur UPS
Overall Record: 3-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 457.34
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: UPS holds the division lead after a loss, but more importantly saw two players return to prominence in Jordan Love and Breece Hall. The biggest news may have been after the week was over when Amari Cooper was traded to the Bills giving his immediate fantasy stock a facelift.
5.) Game of Zones
Overall Record: 5-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 523.4
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: AJ Brown returned from a hamstring injury and was immediately thrown back into an elite WR1 role with zero hesitation which is encouraging. As I stated a few weeks ago, the Rodgers-Wilson chemistry would improve through the season but the trade for Davante Adams will be an interesting variable.
6.) Pool of the Dead
Overall Record: 3-3
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 526.02
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: It was a tough loss for the Pool who lost Marvin Harrison Jr to a concussion early in the ball game before he could accrue any stats. His loss would be a huge blow in the starting lineup, but this team will get Justin Jefferson back from his bye next week.
7.) Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts
Overall Record: 3-3
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 525.42
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: Jared Goff had his best game of the season with three touchdowns and it looked like the Lions were just toying with the Cowboys at time throwing to linemen and using trick plays. Davante Adams trade to the Jets is seemingly going to help his fantasy value as Adams gets to play with his former quarterback.
8.) Doctor Jenious
Overall Record: 3-3
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 432.12
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: Tank Dell had a strong game in the absence of Nico Collins and will need a few more weeks like this to recoup a slow start to the season. The only real big question mark was Calvin Ridley posting under 1 fantasy point on eight targets.
9.) Da Moon’s Huge Craters
Overall Record: 3-3
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 444.62
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: It may be back to Caleb Williams time after it was announced the Steelers may turn over the reigns back to Russell Wilson over Justin Fields. Da Craters also got some bad news on Travis Etienne who is now week to week with a hamstring injury after coming into the game with a banged up shoulder.
10.) Moore on the Run
Overall Record: 3-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 451.42
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: Two wins in a row and this looks like a brand new team from the first four divisional games. Moore on the Run is enjoying Baker’s continued success on the Buccaneers as he enters Week 7 as QB2 on the season.
11.) Philippines Garbage Dumps
Overall Record: 3-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 450.88
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: The Garbage Dumps put up their first great offensive showing of the year fueled by big games from the receiver duo of Chris Godwin and Drake London. The PGD are in a tough division with two five-win teams and await the return of CMC to make a second half run.
12.) SLAM BALL 2K24
Overall Record: 2-4
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 500.02
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: I must reiterate that if I try to draft Dak Prescott ever again, somebody please stop me.
13.) Isla Sorna Raptors
Overall Record: 2-4
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 495.4
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: The Raptors put up an uncharacteristic low week with bad games from James Conner and DJ Moore. Jayden Daniels continues to impress even against tough matchups.
14.) Bruce Almightys
Overall Record: 2-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 486.54
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: It’s tough to lose with 88 fantasy points when your players put up some great games. Bruce will await the return of Kyren Williams who is still ranked in the top five even after an early bye week.
15.) Jedi Knights
Overall Record: 2-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 418
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: In an unbearably boring Sunday night game, one great revelation was Tyrone Tracy in a workhorse role showing some great upside, especially as a pass catching running back.
16.) Sacramento Wolfpack
Overall Record: 0-6
Divisional Record: 0-4
Total Points Scored: 347.12
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: The season from hell continues with a late week QB scratch of Anthony Richardson as this team struggles to get anything going.
Weekly High Scorers
Week 1: Game of Zones (130.82)
Week 2: Doctor Jenious (113.14)
Week 3: SLAM BALL 2K24 (125.66)
Week 4: Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts (117.38)
Week 5: Pool of the Dead (115.58)
Week 6: Gandalf the Goat (113.10)
Total Winnings
Game of Zones: $10
Doctor Jenious: $10
SLAM BALL 2K24: $10
Mahomies’ Deezflated Nuts: $10
Pool of the Dead: $10
Gandalf the Goat: $10
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