1.) No Diggity…about to bag it up
Overall Record: 7-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 769.5
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: We have a new lead dog in the house after going 7-1 since the Week 1 loss. This week Gus Edwards stepped up with a big two touchdown game and looks like the lead back in Baltimore.
2.) Pool of the Dead
Overall Record: 6-3
Divisional Record: 4-0
Total Points Scored: 750.9
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: With Amon-Ra and Calvin Ridley on bye, this squad struggled to put up points. They need to stop the bleeding with this midseason slump as they see other teams rising above them.
3.) Da Moon’s Huge Craters
Overall Record: 5-4
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 643.7
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: This 3-1 divisional record is really keeping the Craters afloat with their midseason struggles. As they look to fend off the pesky doctor, they await the return of Drake London to help out with the receivers group.
4.) Sacramento Wolf Pack
Overall Record: 5-4
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 631.9
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: History was made as the Wolf Pack traded for a QB and landed Sam “36.9 fantasy points against the Eagles” Howell. Unfortunately this week he only put up 16.7, still good enough for a victory.
5.) Mahomies Deezflated Nuts
Overall Record: 6-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 741.1
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: The newly arrived running back Alexander Mattison made an immediate impact and already looks better than Aaron Jones ever did for the team. Cole Kmet has to be the most efficient tight end in terms of receptions to touchdowns.
6.) Gandalf the Goat
Overall Record: 6-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 728.4
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: This team just stays winning and stays in the hunt. At 6-3 with a healthy core of Mahomes, Lamb and Breece Hall this team is a legitimate contender.
7.) Doctor Jenious
Overall Record: 5-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 759.6
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: Watch out, this team is coming in red hot. Rookie sensation CJ Stroud has his breakout game of 2023 dropping a 50 burger on a five touchdown game.
8.) Jedi Knights
Overall Record: 5-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 712.3
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: I’m not too worried about this team dropping a game at this point in the schedule as they continue to trend upwards. Tua had an uncharacteristic bad game which you can’t count on going forward.
9.) Isla Sorna Raptors
Overall Record: 5-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 758.4
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: Welcome to the Raptors Rachaad White. The newly received running back impressed with 23.9 fantasy points leading the way for a victory to get within one game of the division lead.
10.) Elk Grove Spartans
Overall Record: 4-5
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 651.1
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: With seven touchdowns over the last two weeks, Dak Prescott has shot up the QB rankings and is getting hot at the right time. The Spartans are the only four win team and within one game of the FFC West.
11.) Korriban Warriors
Overall Record: 3-6
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 690.3
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: The Warriors have been largely inconsistent with scoring this week, but when they win they do it big. Austin Ekeler made a big impact after a few slow weeks with 19 fantasy points.
12.) Bruce Almightys
Overall Record: 3-6
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 685.9
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: With another dropped game, Bruce continues to plummet down the power rankings. Davante Adams has not produced like an elite WR1 and a new change of coach and QB may be exactly what this team needs.
13.) Lin Sanity
Overall Record: 3-6
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 656.5
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: It’s never a good sign when your kicker is the leading scorer on your team for the week. This team’s offensive woes continue.
14.) Philippines Garbage Dumps
Overall Record: 3-6
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 652.4
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: An interesting stat I read: this was the first receiving touchdown Diontae Johnson scored since 2021. And it feels like this team hasn’t won a game since 2021 as well (just kidding).
15.) Uur UPS
Overall Record: 3-6
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 611.8
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: It’s truly a tragedy to see what Zach Wilson can do to an up and coming WR1 in Garrett Wilson.
16.) SLAM BALL 2K23
Overall Record: 3-6
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 620.9
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: At this point, I don’t even know what else to say.
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