Week 9 Power Rankings (11-09-2022)

1.) Pool of the Dead

Overall Record: 7-2
Divisional Record: 4-0
Total Points Scored: 722.3
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: The Pool edges out another close win to keep the top spot behind another solid game from Joe Burrow who is in fantasy MVP territory.

2.) Lin Sanity

Overall Record: 7-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 852.2
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: The league’s highest leading scorer continues to steamroll the opposition and gain an important one game lead in a very contested FFC West race.

3.) Gandalf the Goat

Overall Record: 6-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 803.8
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: It’s hard to fathom Josh Allen being a mere mortal but we saw one of the shocking results which resulted in a bad outing for the Goat who looks to rebound next week.

4.) Da Moon’s Huge Craters

Overall Record: 5-4
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 699.1
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: The FFC South division race remains a three way gridlock as the Craters saw free agent RB Kenyan Drake put up a solid Monday night game to bring home the victory.

5.) How I Kmet Your Mother

Overall Record: 6-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 730.5
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: The hottest team in the league cruises to another victory and is now tied for the division lead which is incredible when you see how the division race was looking just four to five weeks ago.

6.) Elk Grove Spartans

Overall Record: 6-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 658.7
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: The Spartans had a minor blip after failing to get Tua some help in Week 8 but will hopefully welcome Brandin Cooks back to the starting lineup next week.

7.) Sacramento Wolfpack

Overall Record: 5-3-1
Divisional Record: 1-2-1
Total Points Scored: 679
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: Justin Fields has started to flash as the next possible fantasy QB rising star as we saw a ceiling game with 170 rushing yards.

8.) Doctor Jenious

Overall Record: 5-4
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 707.3
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: One week after I posted the Justin Jefferson stat, he finally found the endzone and it was a sight for sore eyes.

9.) Bruce Almightys

Overall Record: 5-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 644.8
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: Joe Mixon’s career game keeps Bruce in the mix in a tight division race as we saw Mixon score five touchdowns and drop a 50 burger.

10.) Isla Sorna Raptors

Overall Record: 4-5
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 774
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: Travis Etienne and Derrick Henry is shaping up to be an elite running back duo and I am optimistic this team is going to be a strong contender as we get into the cold months and the teams lean on the run game more.

11.) Mahomies Deezflated Nuts

Overall Record: 4-5
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 613.4
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: In case you were worried about Cooper Kupp after last week, here is the definitive proof the man is matchup and injury proof and deserves #1 overall pick consideration next year.

12.) Philippines Garbage Dumps

Overall Record: 3-5-1
Divisional Record: 0-3-1
Total Points Scored: 678.7
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: As Tyreek Hill continues to soar to a historic season chasing the first ever 2000 yard receiving season, the PGD are starting to put together some wins but have a lot of ground to make up.

13.) Korriban Warriors

Overall Record: 3-6
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 553.3
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: It’s hard to really trust anyone on this team anymore and Justin Herbert appears to be having the worst season of his career and he is second to last in the league on average depth of throw only leading Mac Jones.

14.) SLAM BALL 2K22

Overall Record: 2-7
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 597.7
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: What even is there to say at this point?

15.) Jedi Knights

Overall Record: 2-7
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 596.8
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: With just five games left in the regular season and a five game deficit in the division race, the Jedi Knights face divisional championship elimination this week.

16.) Uur UPS

Overall Record: 1-8
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 605.4
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: Tough break for the UPS who lose a game by the slimmest of margins.

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