Week 7 Power Rankings (10-26-2022)

1.) Pool of the Dead

Overall Record: 6-1
Divisional Record: 4-0
Total Points Scored: 572.7
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: Joe Burrow is playing himself into fantasy MVP territory as he finishes with another monster QB1 performance on the week.

2.) Lin Sanity

Overall Record: 6-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 678
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: This team’s incredible upside was on full display as Kenneth Walker exploded in his second week as a starter and looks like the second coming of Adrian Peterson.

3.) Gandalf the Goat

Overall Record: 6-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 662.1
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: The Goat won the Josh Allen bye week which was a huge step in securing a top seed and a possible bye week as this team returns to full strength.

4.) Da Moon’s Huge Craters

Overall Record: 4-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 529.7
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: Christian McCaffrey’s new home team on a short week provided a less than stellar week but as he becomes more integrated in this offense it will be interesting to see what his ceiling can be.

5.) Elk Grove Spartans

Overall Record: 5-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 519.7
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: You don’t always have to score a crap load of points, just more than your opponent and the Spartans won an ugly one to go to 5-2 and stay within a game of the FFC West race.

6.) Doctor Jenious

Overall Record: 4-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 540.7
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: As predicted last week, the Jalen Hurts and Justin Jefferson bye week was a brutal one for the doctor.

7.) Mahomies Deezflated Nuts

Overall Record: 4-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 478.1
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: The Brian Robinson and Antonio Gibson saga takes another turn as it’s Gibson who finds the end zone in Week 7.

8.) How I Kmet Your Mother

Overall Record: 4-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 550.5
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: This team, started off 1-3, has now quietly won three games in a row and is sitting a game outside of a playoff spot.

9.) Sacramento Wolfpack

Overall Record: 3-3-1
Divisional Record: 1-2-1
Total Points Scored: 500.5
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: I think the Wolfpack have found their starting quarterback and it’s the rushing superstar Daniel Jones who rushed for over 100 yards in Week 7.

10.) Isla Sorna Raptors

Overall Record: 3-4
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 566.1
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: Last week we cashed out the Kenneth Walker lotto ticket and this week we have a new winner – please come on down Travis Etienne, RB1 rest of season.

11.) Bruce Almightys

Overall Record: 3-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 489
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: Raheem Mostert has seized this backfield and is producing as a mid RB2 with a lot of upside in this explosive offense.

12.) Korriban Warriors

Overall Record: 2-5
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 423.2
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: Tyler Boyd’s breakout game of 2022 could not have come at a better time to bring this Warriors team out of the basement.

13.) SLAM BALL 2K22

Overall Record: 2-5
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 445.6
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: We’re onto Week 8 Call of Duty Modern Warfare II.

14.) Philippines Garbage Dumps

Overall Record: 1-5-1
Divisional Record: 0-3-1
Total Points Scored: 487.7
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: It’s been tough sledding for the PGD after things looked like they were turning around last week, but find themselves five games back of a stacked divisional race.

15.) Uur UPS

Overall Record: 1-6
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 484.2
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: After seven weeks, your fantasy RB2 is…Austin Ekeler. Now if we could just get him some help.

16.) Jedi Knights

Overall Record: 1-6
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 451.1
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: Brutal loss for the Jedi Knights as they lose promising rookie star Breece Hall for the season.

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