1.) Lin Sanity
Overall Record: 3-0
Divisional Record: 3-0
Total Points Scored: 271.1
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: After a third consecutive strong scoring week, Lin Sanity claims the #1 spot on the power ranking after a breakout performance from Devonta Smith.
2.) Pool of the Dead
Overall Record: 3-0
Divisional Record: 3-0
Total Points Scored: 267.3
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: After his Week 1 nightmare game, Joe Burrow has quietly bounced back to become QB11 after three weeks and will continue climbing.
3.) Mahomies Deezflated Nuts
Overall Record: 3-0
Divisional Record: 3-0
Total Points Scored: 263.6
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: Cooper Kupp can not be stopped and it is obvious that 2021 was not a fluke, and Kupp’s continued dominance should launch him to #1 overall rankings in 2023.
4.) Da Moon’s Huge Craters
Overall Record: 3-0
Divisional Record: 3-0
Total Points Scored: 245.6
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: It’s deja vu from 2021 because the Craters are starting off red hot and dominating the FFC South division race again.
5.) Gandalf the Goat
Overall Record: 2-1
Divisional Record: 2-1
Total Points Scored: 278.3
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: The Goat has quietly claimed the league’s highest scorer after Week 3 and will now face MD Nuts for control of the division.
6.) Isla Sorna Raptors
Overall Record: 2-1
Divisional Record: 2-1
Total Points Scored: 258.4
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: Week high scorer Isla Sorna Raptors continue to soar on the back of Lamar Jackson’s early MVP campaign with a second consecutive 40+ point performance.
7.) Elk Grove Spartans
Overall Record: 2-1
Divisional Record: 2-1
Total Points Scored: 250.9
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: Romeo Doubs breakout Week 3 game may be a precursor to his ascension to Aaron Rodger’s most trusted wideout.
8.) Doctor Jenious
Overall Record: 2-1
Divisional Record: 2-1
Total Points Scored: 241.8
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: I think this is the best starting roster in the league and when the running backs become consistent and reliable: this team will be a juggernaut.
9.) Jedi Knights
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 227.8
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: Jonathan Taylor has been relatively quiet two weeks in a row and should bounce back considering his workload has not decreased, it’s just a matter of when he breaks a long run.
10.) SLAM BALL 2K22
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 203.4
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: Imagine starting Joe Flacco in 2022.
11.) Bruce Almightys
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 183.6
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: Bruce made headlines earlier this week when he publicly announced a fire sale; a clear indicator management is not afraid to make changes and look for this team to be in the news for making more trade(s) in the upcoming weeks.
12.) Sacramento Wolf Pack
Overall Record: 1-2
Divisional Record: 1-2
Total Points Scored: 168.7
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: The quarterback problem for the Wolfpack has reared its ugly head two weeks in a row and it is clearly holding the team back.
13.) Uur UPS
Overall Record: 0-3
Divisional Record: 0-3
Total Points Scored: 185
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: UPS looked like they were on their way to their first victory of the season but Wilson’s lack of touchdowns in the first three weeks has sunk this team.
14.) Korriban Warriors
Overall Record: 0-3
Divisional Record: 0-3
Total Points Scored: 183.4
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: Missing Mike Evans this week made for a rough outing for the Warriors as Perriman and Darnell Mooney could not get anything going.
15.) How I Kmet Your Mother
Overall Record: 0-3
Divisional Record: 0-3
Total Points Scored: 177.2
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: The good news is that JK Dobbins made his season debut, but will need to be eased back into the offense as he only saw 7 carries and two receptions combined for 4.0 fantasy points.
16.) Philippines Garbage Dumps
Overall Record: 0-3
Divisional Record: 0-3
Total Points Scored: 175.5
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: While Dalvin Cook’s shoulder injury appears to be a terrible set back, this is why the PGD bought that Alexander Mattison insurance.
