Week 7 Power Rankings (10-27-2021)

1.) Da Moon’s Huge Craters

Overall Record: 6-1
Divisional Record: 4-0
Total Points Scored: 654.3
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: The #1 seed Craters roll on with the highest score of the week as we see an elite Tampa Bay defense suffocate an anemic Bears offense and score a week high 21 fantasy points amongst all fantasy defenses.

2.) Gandalf the Goat

Overall Record: 6-1
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 633.5
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: One of the strongest teams in the entire league are now in contention for the #1 seed after a showdown with the Craters in Week 8: will Ja’Marr Chase’ incredible rookie campaign translate to a second consecutive championship for the Goats?

3.) Pool of the Dead

Overall Record: 5-2
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 765.3
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: The league high scorer finally took control of the FFC North in Week 7 with another strong performance from Tom Brady and Derrick Henry who have shown no signs of slowing down this season.

4.) Sacramento Wolf Pack

Overall Record: 5-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 641.2
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: Tough loss for the Wolf Pack who have managed to stay competitive in every game this season, counting the losses, which is a great sign for a playoff contender.

5.) Lin Sanity

Overall Record: 5-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 641.8
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: Mike Evans is due for this kind of game every season and for Lin Sanity it came in Week 7 as Evans went off for three touchdowns in a team high score of 25.6 fantasy points.

6.) Jedi Knights

Overall Record: 4-3
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 548.4
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: Look who has entered the playoff weeks: big ups to the rookie GM who was ranked as low as #15 in the early parts of the season and has battled into the top 6 on the back of second year breakout QB Joe Burrow.

7.) Korriban Warriors

Overall Record: 4-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 636.9
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: After a strong 3-1 start to the season, the Warriors have started showing some vulnerability losing two out of the last three games amidst a competitive FFC North race.

8.) Uur UPS

Overall Record: 3-4
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 605.2
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: UPS pulled off a very impressive victory with three of their top players on bye week which goes to show how strong their bench is and how consistent and reliable Cordarelle Patterson has become this season.

9.) Hot Pocket Hot Locket

Overall Record: 3-4
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 514.2 
Position Last Week: 7 
Notes: It was a forgettable week for HPHL who will now have to deal with their star player Davante Adams being landed on the COVID reserve list in Week 8.

10.) SLAM BALL 2K21

Overall Record: 3-4
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 520.3
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: There’s always next year.

11.) Bruce Almightys

Overall Record: 3-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 609.2
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: It’s hard to figure out how such a stacked roster is ranked so low on the weekly power rankings but a double goose egg and a -9.0 score by your defense will sink a team fast.

12.) Ernie’s Rubber Duckies

Overall Record: 2-5
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 579.9 
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: The injuries to the running back group has hurt this squad badly in the past few weeks as nobody outside of Kyler Murray and Deebo Samuel have emerged to lift this team to victory.

13.) Elk Grove Spartans

Overall Record: 2-5
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 576.6
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: The Spartans continue to do their best in the absence of Christian McCaffrey but as his return date gets closer this team has a very small margin of error to close the season in such a competitive FFC West division.

14.) Mahomies Deezflated Nuts

Overall Record: 2-5
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 579.8
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: Newly acquired signal caller Tua Tagovailoa stole the show with an electric four touchdown performance en route to the MD Nuts second win of the season.

15.) Dr. Jenious

Overall Record: 2-5
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 499.6
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: In this day and age it’s almost an impossible stat line to see Patrick Mahomes score only 1.7 fantasy points as he’s held touchdown-less for the first time this NFL season.

16.) Philippines Garbage Dumps

Overall Record: 1-6
Divisional Record: 0-4
Total Points Scored: 376
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: It only took seven weeks but the PGD are winless no longer.

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