Week 7 Power Rankings (10-29-2020)

1.) Bruce Almightys

Overall Record: 5-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 643.2
Position Last Week: 1
Notes: It was predictable that without Dalvin Cook and Adam Thielen that this team would be vulnerable and they suffered their second loss of the season but did not lose much ground in the division race and retain the #1 seed.

2.) Korriban Warriors

Overall Record: 5-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 593.2
Position Last Week: 3
Notes: Remember that one week we were worried about Aaron Rodgers and Davante Adams? Well that sure got fixed quickly. I also LOVE that trade the Warriors made to get Todd Gurley, Brian Hill and Chase Claypool, this team increased its firepower and looks like a legitimate Superbowl contender.

3.) Elk Grove Spartans

Overall Record: 5-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 561.1
Position Last Week: 2
Notes: The Spartans did well to win on their bye week of first round pick Lamar Jackson and are now getting back their stud QB in preparation for a push for the playoffs. 

4.) Mahomies Deezflated Nuts

Overall Record: 4-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 664.7
Position Last Week: 4
Notes: MD Nuts had a great week as the only victors in the FFC East and putting a nice one game lead over the rest of the division with another strong offensive performance after ac couple of down weeks.

5.) Philippine Garbage Dumps

Overall Record: 5-2
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 582.4
Position Last Week: 6
Notes: It was the hat trick and a career day for Tyler Lockett who propelled this team to another impressive victory to stay on pace with the Spartans in the marathon to win the FFC West.

6.) Dr. Jenious

Overall Record: 4-3
Divisional Record: 4-0
Total Points Scored: 664
Position Last Week: 5
Notes: Despite losing three in a row, the doctor is being kept afloat with a strong divisional record and being the third highest scorer in the league.

7.) Sacramento Wolfpack

Overall Record: 4-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 546
Position Last Week: 8
Notes: The Chiefs defense and special teams put on a show with two touchdowns which launched this team to a blow out victory after dropping two games in the previous two weeks.

8.) Ernie’s Rubber Duckies

Overall Record: 4-3
Divisional Record: 3-1
Total Points Scored: 540.3
Position Last Week: 9
Notes: Tom Brady earned NFC offensive player of the month honors this morning as he continues to defy father time and has put himself firmly into the NFL MVP race.

9.) Team Banana Boat

Overall Record: 4-3
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 573
Position Last Week: 7
Notes: The Banana Boat have found themselves in shootouts in two consecutive weeks but lose a close one this week. The good news is they have showed the ability to stay competitive in high scoring games.

10.) Gandalf the Goat

Overall Record: 3-4
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 534.7
Position Last Week: 10
Notes: This was a loss to forget for the Goat in a weird Patrick Mahomes game where the team won big but his numbers were pedestrian.

11.) SLAM BALL 2K20

Overall Record: 3-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 668
Position Last Week: 11
Notes: Another tough loss for SLAM BALL who continue to suffer from the implosion of the 2020 Dallas Cowboys.

12.) Uur UPS

Overall Record: 3-4
Divisional Record: 1-3
Total Points Scored: 617.6
Position Last Week: 13
Notes: Kyler Murray put on one of those “ceiling games” we expected to see this year as a big leap forward and his ascension to an elite fantasy QB.

13.) Whit-ie the Trash Bag

Overall Record: 2-5
Divisional Record: 2-2
Total Points Scored: 553.5
Position Last Week: 12
Notes: It was a mediocre day around for the team but the good news is Diontae Johnson appears to be the best value fantasy receiver on the Steelers when healthy.

14.) Lin Sanity

Overall Record: 2-5
Divisional Record: 0-4
Total Points Scored: 630.5
Position Last Week: 14
Notes: This was a tough one to swallow as Lin Sanity continues to be one the most impressive teams fighting back in the last three weeks with efforts of 112.5, 123.5 and 97.1 points.

15.) Pool of the Dead

Overall Record: 2-5
Divisional Record: 0-4
Total Points Scored: 528.4
Position Last Week: 15
Notes: It was a great upset for the Pool who took down the defending champion and #1 seed in a much needed win to keep the season alive.

16.) Da Moon’s Huge Craters

Overall Record: 1-6
Divisional Record: 0-4
Total Points Scored: 518.1
Position Last Week: 16
Notes: The receivers failed to show up this week combining for 6.9 fantasy points as this team struggles to find an identity on offense.

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